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Me neither. But I did dodge a tennis ball going 100 miles per hour.

Just another day at the Tosh.0 office.

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If this sounds familiar to you it's because a singing dog plus a harmonica-playing toddler basically equals Miley Cyrus' music.

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"This blanket sucks." -Dog

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Oscar nominations are out today. Demián Bichir was nominated as Lead Actor in "A Better Life". Have you ever heard of him? Or that movie?? Me neither.

I say let's give his spot to this dog.

It's no more absurd than the actors from "The Artist" being nominated. They don't speak either!

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Bears do it too.

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Last Thursday, we showed you "Porcupine Eats Corn on the Cob and Makes Crazy Noises" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Porcupine Eats Corn on the Cob and Makes Crazy Noises". That is very literal and not at all funny. You guys can do better!

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Well, maybe it's tie. Because you tuck your shirt into your basketball shorts. And insist on wearing a Mario Bros sweatband.

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Poops be with you.

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Hey, mind if I eat your $60 shoes? Cool. I love Ralph Lauren. Let me just bark at this fine piece of ass shitting in your driveway first.

What's the plan for tonight? I was thinking I would refuse to move from the middle of the bed and then once you finally get comfortable, I'll fart. Let me know your thoughts.

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