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Or maybe he's just reenacting his favorite Web Redemption.

Ha, Horse. I liked that one too.

[via TBT]

Today we are all this capybara. And Monday is the monkey.

Monday taunts us all weekend long. We just sit there and take it, knowing fully well that eventually it will get close enough to punch us in the face.

And after that, Monday will kick us in the eye. Then walk all over us on its way out.

"At least Monday didn't throw his poo," we'll say, staring at our cubicle wall.

[via Super Punch]

It's not a purse dammit! It's a European shoulder pig.

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When I was a kid we had to walk 6 miles uphill in the snow to the town library to see a Mariachi band serenade a beluga whale.

And then once we got to the library we realized it wasn't an aquarium so we turned around and walked the 6 miles home.

[via Dog and Pony Show]

(NSFW)

Hey Mike!

You're a stupid fucking human, you made this video

You wrote a song about a cat

Because all you do all day is watch me play

Now how fucking stupid is that?

Love, Your Cat

[via VVV]

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is?oh never mind, that's just the vacuum.

[via Buzzfeed]

Was that James Franco on General Hospital? Or just a very talented dog?

[via VVV]

I'll be impressed when they play "Knife or Banana".

[via TBT]

Because it was trying to commit suicide.

[via BIOTV]

If it's not already in the works someone should make a movie called Austin Meowers. Can't be any worse than the other three.

[via IHC]