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It's not the lion's fault. If the zoo didn't feed him so many babies he wouldn't have acquired a taste for them!

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It's hard to have a bad morning when you wake up to a kitten playing an invisible harp.

This is your new alarm clock.

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Alternately titled: Evidence That Valerie Is Fucking Insane. Or, Evidence That A Shark Will Eat Anything, Including The Platform You're Standing On, You Crazy Bitch.

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On Friday we were all Tom Brady on a water slide. Life was good. We were excited. The future was filled with fun.

But now the long weekend is over and we're back to the grind. And now matter how fast we paddle our tiny Chihuahua legs, we still don't go anywhere.

Is it the weekend yet? I'm already drowning in this air.

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Is this cat awesome because we love it or do we love it because its awesome?

Both.

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I can't say for sure but I think the San Francisco Chronicle might like this clip from Tuesday night's episode of Tosh.0.

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A couple of potheads were fishing on a tiny boat in Florida when they witnessed a shark on shark homicide. Their reactions are priceless.

I don't know about Mikah, but this is what I got out of jail for.

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Can't even commit suicide right.

Get a purpose, pigeon! And take a fucking bath.

[via Blame It On The Voices]

You'd shit too if someone left you in a Walmart parking lot for two hours.

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Someone club her.

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