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"That's how YOU were born, Timmy. Except there was slightly less romance involved."

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Like it or not, summer's here, folks. In order to help you beat the heat, we at the Tosh blog have decided to compile 10 cool pics of the raddest, baddest, chillest animals ever to be seen on the internet. So grab yourself an ice-cold can of pop, press it against your sweaty genitals, and enjoy!

Click below for more "hot pix" of "kool animalz."

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This video features less body hair than most of the 70s porn I watch.

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Tonight's episode: "THE PARK BENCH."

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Jokes aside, that dog's shitting asshole is really proud of you, honey.

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It's a bad sign if you're totally alone and bullying is still a issue.

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Fun Fact: this is also how Lindsay Lohan attracts potential mates.

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This is actually for a report on how Happy Meals are made.

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Is that dog female? Because if so, that's really dangerous.

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This seems like a good time to plug my latest children's book, "Animals Have Buttholes, Too."

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