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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

Homeward Bound 4: Let's Get F*ckin'

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 7, 2013 at 5:00PM

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"That's how YOU were born, Timmy. Except there was slightly less romance involved."

[via Izismile]

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10 Animals Who Are Cooler Than You

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 31, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Like it or not, summer's here, folks. In order to help you beat the heat, we at the Tosh blog have decided to compile 10 cool pics of the raddest, baddest, chillest animals ever to be seen on the internet. So grab yourself an ice-cold can of pop, press it against your sweaty genitals, and enjoy!

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Click below for more "hot pix" of "kool animalz."

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More Like Animal SHWING-dom

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 28, 2013 at 5:00PM

This video features less body hair than most of the 70s porn I watch.

[via CollegeHumor]thumbliondachsund

It's My Favorite Sitcom, 'Two Fish And A Baby'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 24, 2013 at 5:00PM

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Tonight's episode: "THE PARK BENCH."

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Hey Fido, How's The Job Market Looking?

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

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Jokes aside, that dog's shitting asshole is really proud of you, honey.

[via Acid Cow]

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Yeah, Animals Love Me

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 9, 2013 at 5:00PM

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It's a bad sign if you're totally alone and bullying is still a issue.

[via Izismile]

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Teach Your Daughter About This

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 7, 2013 at 1:00PM

Fun Fact: this is also how Lindsay Lohan attracts potential mates.

[via Uber Humor]

Hobo Jane Always Has The Best Show-And-Tells

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 3:00PM

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This is actually for a report on how Happy Meals are made.

[via Izismile]

Keep Those Paws At 10 And 2 O'Clock, Mister

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 30, 2013 at 1:00PM

Is that dog female? Because if so, that's really dangerous.

[via College Humor]thumbdogcar

Same Lizard Sh*t, Different Day

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 22, 2013 at 2:00PM

This seems like a good time to plug my latest children's book, "Animals Have Buttholes, Too."

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