animals

It's been a long time since we've had a good "things riding on top of other things" post.  My research shows it was way back on March 7th.

So here you go: A baby sea lion riding on the back of turtle.

Why would a sea lion ride a turtle?  Maybe it's trying to escape all those damn chuckling yokels ruining his pristine Galapagos beach with unwanted tourism.

Or maybe his Hyundai is in the shop!  Huh-haw-hee-hah!!

[via The Daily What]

It's Friday afternoon. So I assume all you really want is a short cat video with equal parts adorableness and terrible sound effects.

Here ya go. Thank me later.

[via Dlisted]

Wait until these ducks discover the Internet. They'll be all like, pocket toy, what?

[via Videogum]

We are no longer taking submissions for the Cutest Chinchilla Video Ever Contest* as we have clearly found our winner.

So stop sending us all those chinchilla videos!! Enough is enough, people.

*Not an actual contest

[via TBT]

Better than the shower they're getting on the north bound traffic.

We received over fifteen hundred comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jesse Kirner.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

And you thought squeegee guys on the street were annoying.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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Remember way back when, when we had the segment "Above Average Girls Making Animal Noises"?

If you don't remember, you're screwed, because we don't have that clip in our archive.

But this video does you one better: Instead of having many above average girls each doing one animal noise, it has one above average girl doing nearly 20 animal noises.

If that doesn't get you excited, well then good for you, you are not some secret animal loving pervert.

[via Reddit]

Last Friday, we showed you "Cat Beats Up Dog" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

It's so cute when our statue tries to pose like the cat.

[via Your Daily Dose]

This video is called "Cat Beats up Dog."  Yes, but what is the subtext?  Hmmm…?

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote pulling in an astonishing 64% of the vote, was John Taylor with his title "Scientists prove Mexicans unnecessary."  You guys better be careful or I'll take away your racist joke privileges!  Don't think I won't do it!  Congrats, John!