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Pedobear: The Doll! (Young child accessory sold separately)

We received over fifteen hundred comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Chad Jettinghoff.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

It's time to get back to our roots: sunglass-wearing guinea pigs riding skateboards.  It's truly what the Internet is all about.

Now back to my nap.

[via juliasegal via Animals on Skateboards]

Last Friday, we showed you "Amazing Flying Penguin" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Things did not end so well for Goldilocks' infant sister.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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I don't like animals.

I know, I know. What is my problem? How am I a woman? What did my terrible parents do to me? Was I locked in a zoo at some point during my childhood?

The answer to all these questions is yes.

Point is, I don't post dog videos. Because I hate dogs. But I also hate when 45 people tell me to post the same fucking video.

So here it is. The dog ate the cat treats. He looks very guilty. Awww, so cute hilarious adorable awesome.

Now the dog has his own Facebook page where you can buy shirts and bibs with his face on them!

This is why I don't like animals.

[via everyone]

This video is called "Amazing Flying Penguin."  That seems safe.  Having a wild animal walking around on your flight.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote was Stephen Putegnat pulling in over half the vote with his title, "Even the rockets are lazy in Mexico."  Wait, you mean you guys chose the racist title?  Nah.  I don't believe that.  Not you guys.  Congratulations, Stephen!

So after last night's world premiere of Happy Thoughts, Daniel's riding pretty high…

But here on the blog, Carly and I are still in charge, and the only "riding" I like to see is animals riding on top of other animals.

Luckily, last night Reddit served up this photo of a rat riding on top of a cat riding on top of a dog.

Writing for the Tosh.0 blog might not be equivalent to having your own stand-up special, but yeah, things are going pretty damn good…  Pretty damn good indeed…

[via Reddit]

You can actually buy this "Dogbrella" via Hammacher Schlemmer.

This will leave your other hand free to hold a gun you can use to shoot yourself in your cold, wet head as you're walking around your dog with his "Dogbrella."

[via The Daily What]

Look what the cat dragged in. Oh, they already used that one? Okay, then…

Cat got your tongue? Yeah. And your swimsuit.

Nailed it.

[via Dlisted]

Lookin' good, Bullwinkle!

The moose looks good too.

[via theclearlydope]