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Homeward Bound 4: Let's Get F*ckin'

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 7, 2013 at 5:00PM

"That's how YOU were born, Timmy. Except there was slightly less romance involved."

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10 Animals Who Are Cooler Than You

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 31, 2013 at 3:00PM

Like it or not, summer's here, folks. In order to help you beat the heat, we at the Tosh blog have decided to compile 10 cool pics of the raddest, baddest, chillest animals ever to be seen on the internet. So grab yourself an ice-cold can of pop, press it against your sweaty genitals, and enjoy!

Click below for more "hot pix" of "kool animalz."

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More Like Animal SHWING-dom

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 28, 2013 at 5:00PM

This video features less body hair than most of the 70s porn I watch.

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It's My Favorite Sitcom, 'Two Fish And A Baby'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 24, 2013 at 5:00PM

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Tonight's episode: "THE PARK BENCH."

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Hey Fido, How's The Job Market Looking?

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

grad dog

Jokes aside, that dog's shitting asshole is really proud of you, honey.

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Yeah, Animals Love Me

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 9, 2013 at 5:00PM

It's a bad sign if you're totally alone and bullying is still a issue.

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