The Guy Who Trained This Parrot Seems Like a Perfectly Normal Dude
The real trick would be getting his own kids to admit that he's their father.
[via SayOMG]
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The real trick would be getting his own kids to admit that he's their father.
[via SayOMG]
Last Thursday, we showed you "Oiseau qui se tape à la fenêtre" and asked you to give us a better title.
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This video is called "Oiseau qui se tape à la fenêtre." Which is French for "Fucking birds, amirite." We can do better than the French.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Ness Bentley with her title "Things get weird when you Skype with Chester the Cheetah." It's not easy coming up with a title that cheesy, but not only did Ness pull it off — she won. Congratulations, Ness!
Last Thursday, we showed you "Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Pot of Gold" and asked you to give us a better title.
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This video is called "Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Pot of Gold." Yes, I realize St. Patrick's Day was last weekend, but I'll have forgotten about this video by next year, so grab yourself a 5-day-old green beer and start brainstorming titles.
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The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Bruce Griffin with his title "'Why I Don't Have a Husband' in C major." It's funny because it sounds like the title of a fancy classical song but it's actually about how she sucks. Congratulations, Bruce!
Last Thursday, we showed you "Chimpanzee Wants to Destroy Baby" and asked you to give us a better title.
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She may be dating a black dude, but she?s got a white cock on the side.
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