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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

The Guy Who Trained This Parrot Seems Like a Perfectly Normal Dude

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 15, 2012 at 4:00PM

The real trick would be getting his own kids to admit that he's their father.

[via SayOMG]

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animals

baby

bird

mommy

parrot

train

trained

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Here's a Fish Bitch-Slapping a Cat

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 3, 2012 at 1:00PM

His pimp tail is strong.

[via Gawker]

Here's a Horse Wearing Jeans

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 30, 2012 at 12:00PM

It must have been casual Friday.

[via Bunny Food]

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animals

clothes

horse

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 17, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Oiseau qui se tape à la fenêtre" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

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bird

dumb

french

hit

inside

rename

taps

vote

window

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 12, 2012 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Oiseau qui se tape à la fenêtre."  Which is French for "Fucking birds, amirite."  We can do better than the French.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Ness Bentley with her title "Things get weird when you Skype with Chester the Cheetah."  It's not easy coming up with a title that cheesy, but not only did Ness pull it off — she won.  Congratulations, Ness!

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dumb

french

hit

inside

rename

taps

window

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 27, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Pot of Gold" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 22, 2012 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Pot of Gold."  Yes, I realize St. Patrick's Day was last weekend, but I'll have forgotten about this video by next year, so grab yourself a 5-day-old green beer and start brainstorming titles.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Bruce Griffin with his title "'Why I Don't Have a Husband' in C major."  It's funny because it sounds like the title of a fancy classical song but it's actually about how she sucks.  Congratulations, Bruce!

Apes Are Just Like Us

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 14, 2012 at 12:00PM

They love having sex on camera.

[via WTF Digest]

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apes

bj

blow job

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Sex

zoo

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 13, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Chimpanzee Wants to Destroy Baby" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

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chimpanzee

destroy

monkey

rename

vote

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: BYO Chicken

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 9, 2012 at 12:00PM

She may be dating a black dude, but she?s got a white cock on the side.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Dave Stretton.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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