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"Oh, I see.  It's fine when an elephant does it, but if I do it I'm a pervert!"

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The description for this video says "monkey unlocks and sends text message on an iPhone". But it looks more like the monkey is "just slapping his dirty little monkey hands all over an iPhone".

Doesn't he know iPhones fingerprint easily?? Probably not! Because he's a monkey and he doesn't even know how to unlock it!

More like Rise of the Planet of the Humans. (Still starring James Franco, obviously.)

[via BWE]

It's a chimp feeding a two-month-old tiger cub at a zoo in Thailand. And I'll just leave a video of it here.

That's all now. Carry on.

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That's so like him.  Hogging the spotlight.

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[photo: GIUSEPPE CACACE/Stringer/AFP/Getty Images]

That's a shame. I found an all tan dog with a white patch on his chest outside of 946 Greenwood Avenue. But I'd say his testicles are more of a medium brown.

[via TheChive]

You think you're lazy??  I'm a mothafuckin' sloth!  You don't get any more lazy than me.

Now hold me while I yawn and sleep.

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Last Friday, we showed you "Snoring Seal" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

The new season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is gonna be great.

[via It Makes No Sense]

This video is called "Snoring Seal."  At least I hope to god that's a seal.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

This week's Rename This Video Vote was once again neck and neck, this time between all five choices.  But a winner did emerge: It was Evan McGill with his title, "To be fair, the welfare office was closing in ten minutes."  It's funny because poor people ride the bus.  Congratulations, Evan!

There's a harsh truth to face.  No way I'm gonna make it on the outside.  All I do anymore is think of ways to break my parole, so maybe they'd send me back.  Terrible thing, to live in fear.  Brooks Hatlen knew it.  Knew it all too well.  All I want is to be back where things make sense.  Where I won't have to be afraid all the time.  Only one thing stops me.  A promise I made to Andy.

But then I think, Fuck, Andy.  I'm a goddamn penguin.  What does he expect from me!?

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