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Yesterday marked the 3rd Anniversary of the Tosh.0 blog!
Our first post was on May 13th, 2009. Since that time, we've published 7,718 posts, and boy do they just keep getting funnier and funnier.
But of all the post, none are as special as the annual "It's Our Anniversary" post. Because that's the post where I don't have to look for some shitty picture on the Internet.
Most importantly however, a big thanks to all of you for reading. Without you guys, Carly and I might still have a sense of self-worth.
If you're sick of watching Nyan Cat, then you don't understand the fucking point of Nyan Cat.
[via Know Your Meme]
Today marks the 2nd Anniversary of the Tosh.0 blog!
Our first post was on May 13th, 2009. Since that time, we've published 5,076 posts, each one wearing down our resolve more than the last.
Carly and I celebrated in our weekly meeting with a bottle of moderately-priced Spanish bubbly. Unfortunately for her, she was being conferenced in via phone.
Her loss really.
In lieu of gifts, feel free to leave grammatically-suspect comments on this post!
And thanks to all of you for making our work possible. We hope to see you again next year when it will have become apparent that we've officially deferred most of our life's dreams.
The game Super Mario Bros. was first released in Japan on this day in 1985.
To commemorate, check out the above video providing a visual tour of the much of the Super Mario catalog.
I can't believe I've spent 25 years of my life hanging out with an Italian plumber with a severe mushroom addiction who loves stomping on the head of every creature he sees.
I could have been playing Super Mario Bros. games that entire time instead.
Alright, I gotta run and get this bag of mushrooms to my Italian plumber friend, Gino, otherwise he will stomp me on my head. What an asshole.
[via BuzzFeed]
Last night, we announced today was the 1 year anniversary of the Tosh.0 blog. Here's what you had to say about it!
Thanks, guys! We love you too.
HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO US, JERKS!!
Love, Mike, Carly, Joselyn and the entire Tosh.0 blog team.
Many of our most popular posts are actual clips from Tosh.0, but occasionally some of our original blog content gets attention all on its own.
According to our statistics team — a monkey with a calculator — here are our top 10 most viewed blog posts of all time!!
1) Top 23 Reverse Photo Bombs on the Net
2) 9 Websites Not Worth Visiting Since the '90s
3) The 9 Most Trafficked Websites No One Visits
4) 10 Best Wedding Photobombs
5) Casual Bracket
6) Your Casual Bracket Champion!
7) 'I'm in Love With My Grandson and We're Having a Baby'
8) Dickin' Around On the News
9) Celebribabies!
10) 10 Most Inappropriate Helen Keller Items on the Web
Will next year's posts be even more popular?! What do we have up our sleeves for year two??
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Luckily the show comes back in three weeks and the burden is off us again. I can only write about the first link I see on Reddit so many times a day…
Thanks for celebrating our 1st anniversary with us! We couldn't have done it without you… Our not so bright loyal readers.
Just kidding! Jokes!
It all started 1 year ago today with a post featuring our Tosh.0 "Where Amazing Happens Parody."
The next day, we had our first ever blog post. Let's take a minute to revisit, shall we…
Spoiler alert: The mouse lives.
But joke's on you, mouse. That cheese has AIDS on it.
Oh man! Does it get any better than that?!?
Actually, probably not. That was one of our better jokes.
But we've persevered anyway! 2,476 blog posts over the past 365 days. It wasn't always easy and it wasn't always drop-dead hilarious, but we've always been here. Every day. Blogging. They won't let us leave.
Today, we'll look back at some of our favorite posts, some of our most popular posts and some of our worst posts. And as usual, it's all for your amusement. (Well, your amusement and so we can get paid and continue to eat at the fancy sandwich shop. I can't go back to eating at Subway.)
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