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Well well well, I do declare: Looks like we done upped our costume budget.

ALL NEW EPISODES of Tosh.0 start this Tuesday at ten!

In what states is the legal age of consent 17? Just wondering. If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country.  Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait?

• Watch the three full episodes available on our site this week, featuring the best cheer and dance moments: Trampled Cheerleader, Crystal Light Dancers, and Cheerleader Fail Girls.
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday!  God created the world in seven days, and you probably won't even muster up the energy to get your car washed this week.

Don't. Panic. If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country.  Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait?

• Watch the three full episodes available on our site this week, featuring our favorite rappers Average Homeboy, Eli Porter, and Optimo 55
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday!  So put it in your PalmPilot.

Take a deep breath, this is very exciting. Each week on Tosh Tuesdays we'll be releasing 3 full episodes on our site!

In honor of Krispy Kreme, this week's episodes feature our favorite rappers.

• Average Homeboy
• Eli Porter
• Optimo 55

So grab your crotch, show off that grill, and enjoy!

We're back! Just in time for Yom Kippur. I wouldn't recommend eating while watching Tosh anyway.

If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country.  Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait?

• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday!  Or as I like to call it, Awesomeday.

The time to be afraid is now.

Today, Facebook unveiled their new ?modern messaging system."  Though they don't want to say it outright, the big news here is that Facebook wants to take on email.

But they refuse to use the word "email" because "It's too formal," says Mark Zuckerberg.  And when he says, "It's too formal," what he really means is, "Your average Facebook user is a shortsighted douchebag."  But I digress.

TechCrunch gets down to the heart of the matter:

"Yes, everyone can get an @facebook.com email address if they want…. And yes, IMAP support is coming soon too."

So essentially, Facebook is going after current email king Gmail, who convinced us that we should switch our Yahoo email address to Gmail because Gmail was better than Yahoo who had briefly confused us into thinking that they were better than Hotmail who got our business after we realized that paying for AOL was a waste of money.

Which all begs the question, How often are we supposed to change email addresses?  And how many times?  And then you have work email address that constantly change because you constantly get fired for taking naps under your desk.

And then you know some other service is right around the corner.  In 2011, Facebook will be begging me to use pomranz@facebook.com.  And then by 2012 someone will be pushing for pomranz@twitter.com.

And then luckily in 2012 the world ends and we can all be free.

Would you change to make Facebook your primary email account?  Yes??  Get out.

[via TechCrunch]

Yes, Daniel unofficially broke the news a couple weeks ago on Twitter, but now it's official: Tosh.0 is coming back for a 2nd season on January 13th, 2010.

But not only that, 2010 is practically the year of Tosh as Comedy Central  announced earlier today that "the network has signed Tosh to shoot an original one-hour stand-up special to be subsequently released with extended material on DVD and CD and a national stand-up tour."

Holy crap!  Is that enough Tosh for you?

Here's what our friends over at the CC Insider Blog had to say about the developments:

Clearly, 20Tosh is going to be one of the Toshiest years ever here at Toshedy Toshtral.

"Daniel is extremely talented, incredibly funny and a perfect fit for our audience," said [Comedy Central President Michele] Ganeless. "We?re excited about the new season of 'Tosh.0' and look forward to showcasing him on all these platforms."

"COMEDY CENTRAL is making all my dreams come true, now if they could just cure my disease? technically it's more of an infection," said Tosh.

Be sure to tune into the season two premiere of Tosh.0 on January 13 at 10:30pm / 9:30c. In the meantime, the Tosh.0 blog continues to churn out new posts.

Yes.  Definitely check out that Tosh.0 blog thing, whatever that is…

Do you ever feel like people aren't paying attention to you?  Like they don't have your best interests at heart?

Well, someone captured a video of a very rare occurrence: A New York City public transit employee going out of her way to make sure everyone on the wrong platform knew the trains were not in service.  He then went through the trouble of posting the video on the web for everyone to appreciate this unique event.

Yes, the way she went about it was kind of funny, but you have to absolutely HEART this woman for giving it her all to communicate with these people.  Most MTA employees would happily let that bearded dude in the red shirt sit on a bench until 5am in the morning.  That's how the MTA rolls.

But wouldn't it be great if all subway announcements were like this?

"Hey you!  You with the mustache!  This is your stop!  You!  The guy that failed out of law school and is flying back to Wisconsin to live with your parents after having been defeated by big city life!  You have to transfer to the A train here if you want to get to JFK!"