Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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If you're sick of watching Nyan Cat, then you don't understand the fucking point of Nyan Cat.
[via Know Your Meme]
I know a lot of you hate cat videos. You think cat videos are annoying.
And so I present to you this video. Is this video annoying??
I rest my case …in favor of euthanizing cats.
[via Viral Viral Videos]
Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.
What "Ima dog" sketch are you talking about, Joey?
This sketch?
Is that the sketch you find annoying?
Well don't blame us. We didn't create that sketch.
It was made by a DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. (Or a sketch troupe. I have no idea.)
Tosh.0 is taping an episode from a college campus this year. And we've been asking you guys to send in videos explaining why Daniel should come to your school.
Our favorite entry so far comes from MSU!
Just kidding.
Upload your much better videos HERE.
One of the big things on the Internet this week was "Nyan Cat."
What is Nyan Cat? I'm not entirely sure. It appears to be a half-cat, half-toaster pastry that flies through space while shitting rainbows.
It's extremely annoying. In fact, I found myself wondering, Can anything be more annoying than watching this video?
Then I discovered the answer: Watching a bunch of these videos all at the same time.
After the jump, I've embedded seven more versions of the Nyan Cat video. CLICK HEREto see them all. Then start at the top, and one-by-one, press play all the way down…
Let's get this Friday started! Nyan Cat party up in here, bitches!
You can thank me when your coworkers kill you.
Just think how annoyed New Yorkers will be when they find out that most of those delivery guys on bikes and panhandlers are also hipsters!
[via I Am Bored]
Evil children rule our country. They're designing our clothes, they're reviewing our movies, and now they're cooking our tacos.
Not to mention the little asshole that's too busy tanning his back to get any real work done.
In the end I'm sure it's the parents' fault. Pretentiousness is a genetic trait. I mean, these kids aren't naming themselves Reed, Alexander, Cecilia, and Jackson.
[via BWE]
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