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Alex Trebek is kind of turning into a bitch in his old age, no?

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Hard to argue with that logic.

And to get millimeters, you just add a "milli". Hit me again.

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Ok, for starters, Brad, you're not 28. LIARS rarely get the girl.

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Pop quiz: How do you fail a test before you even start it? By doing this.

Hey, Sebastian. When you get kicked out of school you've got a job waiting for you on the ol' Tosh blog.

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"And now Literature for $1000. This novel, published in 1605, shares its name with the title's hero character."

"What is… Dirty Sanchez?"

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"A threesome" is NEVER the wrong answer.

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I'll admit I have no idea where Indiana is. Or Iowa. And I always get Kansas and Kentucky confused. Don't get me started on Europe.

Listen, we can't know everything. We only have room in our brains for so much.

But even if I can't pinpoint Ethiopia (that's in Europe, right?) I can still tell you with a degree of certainty that two children do NOT equal the length of a football field.

That's Chemistry 101, people.

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Q Sorry.  Follow up question.  Did I mention that both times he was masturbating to the photo of you in the Ask Emma section of the newspaper?  I probably should have mentioned that.  It's extremely relevant to my question.

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You get an A. For awesome.

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Tosh.0 was a $2,000 question on the Jeopardy! Teen Tournament last month. We're just getting around to noticing because when you're a $2,000 question on Jeopardy! Teen Tournament, you're a little too busy rewatching DVR'd clips of your own show to catch an episode of Jeopardy!

Still an honor though. To be recognized in the same league as Pussy's Furry.

[thanks Gabriel]