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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Now that this kid is 14, I'm hoping he puts out "How To Touch A Boob Over A Bra."

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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Which one is throwing the rocks?

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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Male Cheerleader (above)
• We learned that base jumping off a high bar doesn't work
• A big black package showed up at baggage claim
• A lady attacked skaters in this week's Video Breakdown
• We saw what happens when Daniel sleeps
• And Daniel answered the tough questions.

A DEAD HOOKER.

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Pretty sure that means she is ALWAYS right.

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Definitely just worth the two words then.

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I am having so much goddamn fun playing that 13-year-old's game right now.

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And as an absolute last resort, try Yahoo.

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So, um, outside of the escalation between academic cheaters and their teachers, um, what else escalated?  Like maybe with hippies?

You haven't given me enough here; I have to write 2 pages.

You should know that.  You assigned the paper.

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Penis.

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