anus

Unless of course "violent diarrhea" counts as a language. ;)

[via Acid Cow]

And yet when I walk around like this, I get arrested.

[via Izismile]

I once bought my anus bongos, but he totally rectum. THANK YOU, good night.

[via The Chive]

I wish I were as committed to anything as this man is to having a loose anus.

[via CollegeHumor]

How's your modeling career going?  Oh, you just scored a big butt bleach ad?  Pretty sweet.

[via IAB]

"Right… That's why I'm bleeding from the anus… The hot sauce…"

[via Izismile]

Personally, I hate it when I get sand in or near my buttcrack. So this just looks like the fucking worst.

[via reddit]

"I'm just doing it until I earn enough money to move outta the pumpkin patch and pursue my dream of being in Halloween ads."

[via I Am Bored]

This image been passed around lately.

Someone's MS Paint skills are sharp — but their imagination is even sharper. Then again, the internet is a dirty place. We can only hope this was drawn from imagination and not from experience.

I'm extremely frightened that someone is going to create a goatse version. Letting all that light in is going to reveal some disturbing stuff.