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No problem. Just give me the password so I can join.

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And please leave the rats. They just met Gus's character on Breaking Bad.

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Yes, that's all well and good for me, but what did you get for the cat??

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While here at ASU, Daniel has been invited many places. No less than 60 of those places were dorm rooms. One invite that stood out to us, however, was a house party called Rage Castle.

Obviously, the name was enough to get a whole group of staff members excited. So a bunch of us showed up last night.

Aaaand it was this.

One child molester's car, one motorcycle, and one very quiet apartment building on a cul de sac.

RAAAAAAGE CASTLE!!!

Whatever. I used to live in a 2-square-foot apartment. Every time I got an erection I had to open the door.

But as a New Yorker, let me explain what's going on here: This guy is scared as shit of living anywhere near minorities.

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The web isn't just fun: it can be informative too.

Like, after discovering the image above, I learned that sometimes the best way to get your point across is to draw it out.  Simply writing "Please use a towel under your door to keep your pot smoke away from my pregnant wife" wouldn't have fully expressed this neighbor's concerns.

Well, it would have expressed them, but it wouldn't have fully explained how uptight he is.

What sort of uptight jerk doesn't want his pregnant wife exposed to second-hand pot smoke?  That kid is going to be such a buzzkill.  The kind of buzzkill that goes around drawing pictures on people's doors.

And the circle of lame-dom continues.

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This is a picture of a 13-story building that fell over in Shanghai. Luckily, only one person died. The rest were saved by open windows that fit neatly around them, à la Buster Keaton.

[Cellar.org via Gizmodo]