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Voted 'Most Likely To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse'

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 13, 2013 at 3:00PM

What's crazy is this isn't photoshopped.

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This Apocalypse Ain't So Bad After All!

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 20, 2012 at 5:00PM

I hear Dunkin' Donuts is giving away free munchkins after the human race is vanquished.

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Only Whitney Can Save Us Now

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 20, 2012 at 4:00PM

Well, I think this about sums up man's time on earth.

That and Farmville.

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'Is It The End Of Days Yet?'

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 20, 2012 at 3:00PM

Why are zombies are never around to bite your ears off when you need 'em?

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Has The End Of Days Changed Your Attitude On Hygiene?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 20, 2012 at 2:00PM

I'm not brushing my teeth either.

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Take Me Now, Aliens/Meteors/God

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 20, 2012 at 12:00PM

If this guy is running and screaming anywhere near me I'm gonna do a 180 and run right into the flames.

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Ready For The Apocalypse, Johnny?

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 20, 2012 at 11:00AM

He must be excited. He doesn't usually wear veal.

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Is Tomorrow The Last Day Of The Blog And World Hashtag Yolo?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 20, 2012 at 10:00AM

No more homework!

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Hmm, That's Odd

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 30, 2012 at 11:00AM

And why is this paper printed in goat's blood?

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Where Can I Learn More About Your Policies?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 16, 2012 at 1:00PM

I can't wait for this girl to become our first and last female president.

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