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Did I Win Something, Or…?

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2013 at 1:00PM

Meanwhile, my Pepsi cap calls me a "Fuck Face" and no one even bats an eye.

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The Icing On The Cake

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 3, 2012 at 2:00PM

My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.

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We're Back!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 29, 2012 at 2:00PM

Woohoo! We're back and probably not better than ever!

We sincerely apologize for the fact that you actually had to work/pay attention in class yesterday. It will hopefully never happen again.

Let's do this.

Oh Man, We've All Been There…

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 23, 2012 at 10:00AM

I hope you've learned your lesson here, Liam: Only urinate on someone when they ask you to.  You'll find that special girl one day.

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Make It 100 Steaks and We Have a Deal

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 3, 2011 at 1:00PM

It's was never about the steak, alright!  It was about the sides.

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