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Who wants to be a rock god?  What year is it?  1994?

Why don't you ask Siri where to get bath salts and a copy of Reason so you can make terrible dubstep music like a normal kid.

"Add Drugburn spelled with an upside-down number 6 to my list of DJ names."

[via The High Definite]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Probably because of this.

Alright, the iPoo is not an official Apple product, but flushing it does sound better than that iPod you loaded up with Lana Del Rey songs.

[story via The Sun / image via AcidCow]

Of all people, my mom sent me this pic.

Mom.  I told you.  I'm not going to advertise your apple butter business on the blog, okay.

They figure with tech support strapped right to the phone
old people won't find it so scary to use one.

We received over 700 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Amy Cordova.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Now you can play Angry Birds while receiving oral sex!

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Now watch me prepare mashed potatoes with my desktop PC.

[via BuzzFeed]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[Note: As some of you may know, I am the only member of the Tosh.0 staff based in New York City.  I think I can confidently say that if this is the last thing I ever post, I'm proud of what I've done here.  -M]

A race-goer in England wore an iPad hat at the annual Royal Ascot horse racing event today.

On a related note, I went to an Italian restaurant last week that had the wine list presented on an iPad at each table. That's right. There was an iPad on every table in the entire restaurant. Just for the wine list.

That felt very unnecessary to me.

This hat, on the other hand, seems like an essential.

[via BuzzFeed, msnbc]

Still better than being a PC.

[via The HD]