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He Had One Job

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 11, 2014 at 10:00PM

And for one brief moment everyone forced to go to this school performance was amused.

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This Number Seems A Bit Low

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 10, 2014 at 10:00PM

I just did the math for my share over a month and multiplied that by … oh God I have a problem.

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So This Isn't An Phone?

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 1, 2014 at 6:00PM

Apple must be pretty full of themselves if they're handing out jerk lube to everyone at the next iPhone launch

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Finding The Lord On Level 500

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 14, 2013 at 8:00PM

THIS is why he took Steve Jobs away from us. Thanks guys.

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Slide To Unlock, Ladies

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 6, 2013 at 8:00PM

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No cracks on this iPhone. ZINNGGGGG

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