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Had I been there, I never would've let her bring a melon one-piece to the beach.

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I hope he wore a cover.

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This is how Tom Cruise shoots all of his movies. No seriously, it is.

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Who wants to be a rock god?  What year is it?  1994?

Why don't you ask Siri where to get bath salts and a copy of Reason so you can make terrible dubstep music like a normal kid.

"Add Drugburn spelled with an upside-down number 6 to my list of DJ names."

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Probably because of this.

Alright, the iPoo is not an official Apple product, but flushing it does sound better than that iPod you loaded up with Lana Del Rey songs.

[story via The Sun / image via AcidCow]

Of all people, my mom sent me this pic.

Mom.  I told you.  I'm not going to advertise your apple butter business on the blog, okay.

They figure with tech support strapped right to the phone
old people won't find it so scary to use one.

We received over 700 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Amy Cordova.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

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Now you can play Angry Birds while receiving oral sex!

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Now watch me prepare mashed potatoes with my desktop PC.

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