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I know you're not supposed to hold a baby by its head, but what if you're using metal claws?

[via Break]

Big deal.  The dildo's shoved up against the glass.  No kid's ever gonna be able to grab that.

The trick to the claw is you can't go for what you want; you have to go for what's available.  That's claw 101.

[via Izismile]

Remember the old days when your homemade, stop-motion video projects earned you a "B-" and the scorn of your peers?

The only way to "get your video out there" was to bring a crappy VHS dub to your nerdy friend's sleepover and show it off to your schoolmates in between wondering whether sleeping on the same pullout couch as another boy made you gay.

Well guess what?  The Internet is one giant nerdy sleepover where everyone is more than happy to watch all the stop motion garbage of dorky things you've ever made.

However, figuring out your sexual orientation is still up to you (…though I hear a new website to help you with that will be complete by 2010!)

[via Buzzfeed]