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"GOD DAMMIT RANDALL I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE LOVESEAT OUTSIDE."

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Congratulations to Chess Club Comedy (featuring David Sidorov, Danny Jolles and Ilana Glazer), creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Guess," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

"If there really is a God, how do you explain the shape of my penis!?"

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There isn't much on the Internet today and it's probably because everyone is just watching this. It's an extended scene from Bridesmaids of Kristen Wiig engaging in the longest, quietest argument ever.

"You look like a tired bird." Best diss of all time.

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I don't understand baby talk but I assume they want us to diversify our portfolios. Or drink mineral water.

Babies be sellin' shit.

Milkawhaa?!

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