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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

Proof That I Love My Sister

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 9, 2013 at 11:00AM

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I wonder if posing for this was awkward.

[via Imgur]

'Yes, That Font's Perfect'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 4, 2013 at 10:00AM

It was gonna say "poor" but she ran out of money.

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Looks Like She Could Use A Hand

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 9, 2013 at 12:00PM

No she can't dress herself, yes she does a mean crab walk.

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Back Away from the Drive-Thru

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 13, 2012 at 10:00AM

"I don't see what the problem is?  I can still fit my arm through the window, can't I??"

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A Tattoo That Proves What It Says

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 21, 2012 at 3:00PM

Lettuce guess… this was nacho proudest moment?

[via IAB]

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Carrot

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Excuse Me, Sir

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 15, 2011 at 2:00PM

…Your skin is coming off.

[via The Chive]

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Love Thy Children

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 17, 2011 at 10:00AM

If you think this looks inappropriate, you suck.

[via Reddit]

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baby arm

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Things You May One Day Regret Carving Into Your Arm

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 3, 2011 at 12:00PM

Oh, if only the kids of today were willing to listen to the mistakes of their elders…

I have a "DB 4LIFE" scar on my left arm (was really into Debbie Gibson) and a somewhat regretful "I ? Tiffany" one on my right arm.

Thankfully, after that I ran out of arms.  You don't even want to know where my Gloria Estefan and Miami Sound Machine scar is…

[via I Am Bored]

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More Proof Robots Suck

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 23, 2010 at 11:00AM

Hey Robot!

Can't flip a pancake?!  Why don't you go love something!?

Oh, can't love something because you're a stupid robot?!

Well screw you, bitch!!

Don't worry: it's not rude to tell a robot "screw you" because those heartless pieces of crap have no feelings.

And by the way, wasn't this a scene in the movie Short Circuit?  The thing that movie and this movie have in common is they both suck.

[via The Daily What]

Real or Fake?: Scissors Stuck in Arm

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | June 19, 2009 at 1:06PM

On last night's episode, we looked at one video and asked if it was real or fake:

Not a few months after leaving their parents' home, these students forgot one cardinal rule: Never play with Febreeze. He's lucky he didn't loose an eye.

Is it real or is it fake?

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