Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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Oh, if only the kids of today were willing to listen to the mistakes of their elders…
I have a "DB 4LIFE" scar on my left arm (was really into Debbie Gibson) and a somewhat regretful "I ? Tiffany" one on my right arm.
Thankfully, after that I ran out of arms. You don't even want to know where my Gloria Estefan and Miami Sound Machine scar is…
[via I Am Bored]
Hey Robot!
Can't flip a pancake?! Why don't you go love something!?
Oh, can't love something because you're a stupid robot?!
Well screw you, bitch!!
Don't worry: it's not rude to tell a robot "screw you" because those heartless pieces of crap have no feelings.
And by the way, wasn't this a scene in the movie Short Circuit? The thing that movie and this movie have in common is they both suck.
[via The Daily What]
On last night's episode, we looked at one video and asked if it was real or fake:
Not a few months after leaving their parents' home, these students forgot one cardinal rule: Never play with Febreeze. He's lucky he didn't loose an eye.
Is it real or is it fake?
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