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I'm guessing he had an unregistered Supersoaker.

[via Acid Cow]

How bad can racial profiling be if you get a free tiara?

[via Izismile]

Shoulda gone with your "Arrest Me If You Have A Tiny Weener" t-shirt.

[via Happy Place]

"Yes, sir, this is the real life.  And we are currently filming a video confirmation of that fact."

(Note: If the video doesn't start at the 3:30 mark, jump ahead to the 3:30 mark.)

[via The High Definite]

Now you know why we didn't go to USC. Even SpongeBob SquarePants isn't safe around their students.

[via TMZ]

It's hard being a woman. We're the weaker sex. And since we don't have muscles and deep voices, we have to work with what we do have.

Boobs.

That's why Stephanie Robinette used her God-given weapons to spray milk all over the deputies that tried to arrest her.

Stephanie faces charges including disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. But those policemen face a lifetime of knowing what breast milk tastes like. So she's the real victor in the end.

[via Weird News]

Our old pal Antoine Dodson was back in the news over the weekend after being arrested for marijuana possession and some other misdemeanor charges that are less exciting than marijuana possession in his hometown of Huntsville, Alabama.

According to an incident report, officers confiscated a "small bag" of marijuana.

It's nice to see the Huntsville Police out doing their job, busting people for possessing small bags of marijuana.

Hey, by the way, Huntsville Police, did you guys ever find that rapist??

You should keep looking.  He might have a small bag of marijuana on him!

[via TMZ]

Then at noon, they'll gladly give you a tour of an empty jail cell.

[via reddit]

"Wow. Didn't see that coming." ?Person who just woke up from a 6-year coma

[via wwtd]

According to WFTV Orlando, this gentleman was arrested for shooting his 13-year-old son with a BB gun to encourage him to run sprints in their front yard in 100+ degree weather to get his kid in shape for football.

Now let's play "Guess what kind of hat he was wearing?"

A) New York Yankees
B) Los Angeles Lakers
C) Miller High Life Racing

I have no idea really.  Leave your guess in the comments.

[via BuzzFeed via Tabloid Prodigy]