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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

He's Makin' A Run For It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Yes Jesus is Asian, and yes he always uses crosswalks.

[via Kotaku]

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Support The Arts, Or Else

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 21, 2013 at 11:00AM

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Are they or aren't they (chainsaw murderers)?

[via Break]

'I Have To Shave BOTH Our Faces In The Morning'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 18, 2013 at 4:00PM

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"The weirdest part? Bob makes out with more chicks than I do."

[via Izismile]

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I Must Immortalize This Moment Forever

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 10, 2013 at 10:00AM

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I look at this statue every time I forget how to fart in a can.

[via Break]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Slow And Steady

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 4, 2013 at 4:00PM

Rumor has it she's dating the candlestick from Beauty and the Beast.

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Really Puts It All In Perspective, Kid

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 21, 2012 at 5:00PM

You're right, I need to be thankful for the little things.

[via The Clearly Dope]

My Goodness That's Impressive

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 5, 2012 at 12:00PM

"I love how versatile your nipple hair is." -Me

And Movember dudes, there's still time left. Make it happen.

[via Buzzfeed]

And Don't Forget Your Buttholes!

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 31, 2012 at 1:00PM

I love what you've done with the place, Woody Allen.

[via Izismile]

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Free Healthcare AND A Lay An A** Gallery?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 29, 2012 at 1:00PM

Now you're just showing off, Canada.

[via Acid Cow]

I'm Out of Q-Tips. Vamanos!

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 9, 2012 at 6:00PM

Dora's exploration into art house porn.

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