Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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This artist creates her work by puking onto a canvas.
It's nauseating to think that some people might pay good money to hang vomit on their walls.
If I want to cover my house in puke, I'll invite over some high schoolers and give them a case of MD 20/20. Just call me a patron of the arts.
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It was awkward when the Alzheimer's kicked in
and he tried to save all off the drowning children.
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After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jerrett Weber.
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Is it just me or has grandpa been acting a little fishy recently?
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Blowing up on Digg over the past day is this image dubbed "Yes, this is Salvador Dali taking his anteater for a walk" — to which I respond: "No, this is Salvador Dalí being normal."
The pic was originally filed on Digg under "Odd Stuff." Does this really seem odd to you? Because I guess it seemed odd to the 1400+ people who Dugg it.
Artists are weird. Salvador Dalí is a surrealist artist. Do you know what a surrealist artist is? It's an artist THAT'S EVEN WEIRDER THAN A NORMAL ARTIST. Did you think the guy who depicts melting clock hallucinations covered in swarming ants would be throwing a tennis ball with a chocolate lab?
I'm going to submit a picture of Georgia O'Keefe with the title: "OMG — believe it or not! — Georgia O'Keefe pictured holding a flower."
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