Yes, you could use this product for your marriage, but pulling the ol' "dutch oven" is half the fun of even having a significant other to begin with.
Why not utilize this amazing invention where it is really needed…
On the homeless!
We got charities out there giving free blankets to the homeless to keep them warm, but those filthy vagrants still smell.† If we gave them these blankets, it wouldn't improve their marriages, but it would improve our streets, subway systems and public bathrooms.
So let's go out there and kill two birds with one stone!† Better Marriage Blankets and the homeless: It's a match made in heaven!
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