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Who the hell wants to wrap a sauna around their genitals?  Now "Jacuzzi Pants," that could be something worth trying.

You know, because of the jets.

They could feel good on your junk.

Or your lady parts.

Are you guys following me with why "Jacuzzi Pants" would be better than "Sauna Pants"?

[via CollegeHumor]

I didn't realize that was an acceptable way to advertise yourself. I'll have to snazz up my Match.com profile with something like: Similar to Mila Kunis.

(We both have brown hair and arms and we've either seen or starred in the movie Black Swan.)

[via EatLiver]

Yes, you could use this product for your marriage, but pulling the ol' "dutch oven" is half the fun of even having a significant other to begin with.

Why not utilize this amazing invention where it is really needed…

On the homeless!

We got charities out there giving free blankets to the homeless to keep them warm, but those filthy vagrants still smell.  If we gave them these blankets, it wouldn't improve their marriages, but it would improve our streets, subway systems and public bathrooms.

So let's go out there and kill two birds with one stone!  Better Marriage Blankets and the homeless: It's a match made in heaven!

[via The Daily What]