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Mashable reports that Britney Spears may be poised to overtake Ashton Kutcher as the most followed person on Twitter.

Don't think this is a big deal?  Well, ZOMG, it, like, only determines who I will heart most for all of time.

People want to make a big deal about the next Supreme Court nominee, but seriously, when is the last time anyone read anything written by the Supreme Court?  Never.  Unlike the Supreme Court, the person with the most Twitter followers yields important power… power over the microblogosphere!  That's one of the largest subsections of the blogosphere.  This is important stuff.  This is where people can obtain information 140 characters at a time.

Still don't think this is a big deal?  Yeah, I thought so.  You don't.  Because it isn't.

On Friday night, the gates opened for people to reserve facebook.com/[immaturity], and we've been keeping an eye on it ever since. Here are our favorites:

• facebook.com/limbaugh – I can't tell if this is actually Rush's page or not…
• facebook.com/fourchan – This guys is just asking for trolls to break in to his profile.
• facebook.com/aplusk – Don't forget our Unfollow Ashton campaign. As a kicker, you can friend this guy, who stole Ashton's handle on Facebook.
• facebook.com/default.aspx – /default.aspx is frequently the default landing page for a website.
• facebook.com/obiefernandez – Don't get it? This picture explains it all.

Have you or your friends nabbed a clever moniker? Leave a comment.