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Does It Come With Steamed Rice?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2013 at 4:00PM

As opposed to everything else on the menu, which explodes the small intestine.

[via The Whatever]

Is It Racist – Blog Edition

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2013 at 2:00PM

I'm a yerrowtail kinda gal myself.

[thanks Myke!]

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Haha I Get It Because 'Racism'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 30, 2013 at 5:00PM

iheartnewyork2

Well, I know what I'm getting my Uncle Ralph for Christmas. (A hoard of Asians.)

[via Uber Humor]

He's Makin' A Run For It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 2:00PM

Yes Jesus is Asian, and yes he always uses crosswalks.

[via Kotaku]

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naked

nude

It Must Be 80s Night In Their Vaginas

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 13, 2013 at 3:00PM

japanesegirls

Don't you gals want to watch tentacle porn like a normal Japanese person?

[via Uber Humor]