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I totally get it. When I'm at home I HATE putting on pants or removing the knife from my ass.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Nope. In WWII they would have given you a medal!

This week, I'm back and Carly is on vacation.

It's not easy to do all 50 posts for the week by yourself.  Time becomes precious.

So when someone like Jason 'Elliot' Cavey goes through the trouble of providing you a link directly to his Fan Favorites video, that's the kind of time saver a guy can really use.

So, Jason, this week we're featuring the 20 seconds on the Clock of the Asian kid tazing himself.  Right after you explain to me what kind of a nickname "Eliot" is.

And if you like this 20 Seconds on the Clock, check out ALL of our 20 Seconds on the Clock videos on the 20 Seconds on the Clock page.

We have 30 different 20 Seconds on the Clocks in the archive.  According to math, you should be able to watch them all in 10 minutes.  Easy.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Looks like Hollywood will have no problem making Fast & Furious movies for years to come.

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As a father, there is no better moment than the day you give your adopted Asian son his first bazooka.

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Tosh.0 resets the pins and takes another look at this 7-10 split in this week's breakdown:

This is one of those videos where we don't need to say "don't try this at home," for obvious reasons:

What's it like to be so good at something no one ever wants to listen to? Daniel Tosh tries it himself:

That's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

• Daniel goes tubing down the most polluted river ever.
• See "Sittin' on a Toilet" and sit on a toilet yourself.
• Guess the safe word in "Lemonade Boarding".
• Watch in disgust as a kid faces the chicken in a can challenge.
• Get a recap of our web redemptions in the form of arm wrestling matches.
• See the the Home Shopping ladder guy get redeemed. And come back tomorrow for an extended cut of the interview with him.
• Found your own video? Shot your own stuff? Daniel wants you to send it our way for season two.

See every single solitary clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.