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Don't you gals want to watch tentacle porn like a normal Japanese person?

[via Uber Humor]

In case some of you missed the joke, it's "Men don't have tits."

[via Acid Cow]

Can you blame him for being proud of his sister?

[via Izismile]

Who wants the first piece of my rage?

[via Izismile]

What a bunch of Eskihoes.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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*I know who you are, silly goose.

Miami girls might be tan, but we got hard nipples 24/7.

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I totally get it. When I'm at home I HATE putting on pants or removing the knife from my ass.

[via Izismile]

Is it me or is this kimchi HOT? Also it smells like a burning building.

[via The Chive]

Asian Lady? Big Sandwich? Guys, I have an idea for the BEST. PORN. EVER.

[via Imgur]

Sorry, my GPS is off. I meant to drive into a Cinnabon.

[via Izismile]