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Your girlfriend is an Asian boy.

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You might not realize it, but Asians even excel at being racist.

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Though he thinks I look funny when I eat egg drop soup with my fingers.

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So… We meat again!

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He'll do whatever it takes to get a job at Benihana.

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It makes perfect sense to hug a vibrating pillow with your phone in it because if the person you were talking to was in the room with you, you would hug them for your whole conversation.

It's weird but that's what you do.

Order now!

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Because if there's one food that doesn't look enough like a penis, it's the corn dog.

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I just want to point out that I am white, and I don't have a huge thing for asses, and I can still watch this video.  So all that you really need to do is practice.  People underestimate the amount of practice being an ass man takes.  Um, they feel like they should love asses naturally, and if they don't, then it's just not for them.  But I think that everyone, if they practice enough, can enjoy staring at a woman's bouncing ass.  So, work at it.  You might be surprised at how long it took for most men to get this.

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Very informational. Now, do you guys have a list of all the things the president is allergic to? The terrorists are asking.

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How many 1st drinks can I order?

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