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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

I Bet He's Dreaming About Owning A Car

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

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"I know there's plenty of room, but do you think I could sit on his lap anyway?"

[via Izismile]

Um, Sir? You're Snoozin' In The Pee Trough.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 12, 2013 at 2:00PM

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It's not the best place to sleep with your mouth open.

[via Izismile]

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He Likes To Lay His Outfit On His Bed The Night Before

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 18, 2013 at 10:00AM

"Cowboy boots? Honey we've got to stop letting him dress himself."

[via Izismile]

'Yeah… No… Totally…'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 18, 2013 at 2:00PM

"This is me when my girlfriend talks about marriage." -My Boyfriend

[via Videogum]

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It Must Be Hump Day

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 5, 2012 at 1:00PM

The guy on the right is asleep, but the guy on the left just has a really bizarre and specific sexual fetish.

[via Izismile]

You Don't Have To Upload Every Picture

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 10, 2012 at 2:00PM

Dead asleep.

[via FoD]

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It's Hard Being a Rockstar

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 28, 2012 at 10:00AM

Deadmau5's brother is not as successful.

[via Imgur]

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Mondays, Amirite?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 26, 2012 at 2:00PM

Can a brotha get a nap?!

[via The High Def]

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Harry Belafonte Gives A Great Interview

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 18, 2011 at 6:00PM

Is his memoir a tutorial on how to be awesome? Because if so, he can stop this promo tour now. We're all sold.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

Mom of the Year

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 18, 2011 at 3:00PM

It was this or the bed of her truck.

[via imgur]

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