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You know what would've made the shadow uglier? If it had that lipstick on.

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Congratulations, you just managed to humiliate someone who's already playing lingerie football.

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It's rare you can do a cavity search just by looking at someone.

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And for his next trick, Harry will roll over to "They see me rollin'…"

PS I feel like this little guy would totally get along with him.

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Fun Fact: this is also how Lindsay Lohan attracts potential mates.

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I work at Hooters, but my ass goes to Juilliard.

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"Slate grey was the right choice, babygirl."

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Did you say something? Sorry I'm busy doing ONE MILLION SQUATS.

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

This is going to make the PERFECT lullaby for Kim and Kanye's baby.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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This is the sexiest OurTime date I've ever been on!

Although maybe he'd be better suited for her.

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