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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Ninjas Attack Bride and Groom

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 5, 2010 at 1:00PM

The problem with choreographed fight scenes at weddings is that now when real ninjas attack, everyone will just think it's a show.

"Should we help the bride and groom take on this group of assassins?"

"No. I saw something like this on the Tosh blog. It's just a joke."

"That looks like real blood."

"Umm…" "Er…"

"The bride isn't breathing."

"Fucking Tosh.0!!!"

[via College Humor]

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