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My Astrologist Sees Bad Luck for My Baby

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 24, 2011 at 1:00PM

"We put him on baby medical marijuana to counteract the nausea of the baby chemotherapy and now he almost never spits up onto his baby cancer bib anymore."

[via Izismile]

That Fake Garbage You Believe in Has Changed

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 13, 2011 at 6:00PM

The Internet is up in arms today about an article that has been making the rounds talking about how due to shifts in the Earth's axis, all of our horoscopes should be changed.

Uh, huh…  In other news:

  • Bigfoot is 6 inches taller than previously thought!
  • The Loch Ness Monster is actually Irish!
  • Women who get sawed in half have more well adjusted children!
  • Jesus could also turn water into a number of varieties of scotch!

All nonsense.

[via The Daily What]