atm

C'mon, lady. A TUBE TOP?!

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Psst, he's only banging you because he knows you're loaded.

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If you want her $40 cash, you're gonna have to get through that steel fortress of wrinkles.

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The New Jersey Nets' DeShawn Stevenson recently posted a photo to Instagram prominently displaying that he has an ATM in his kitchen

Makes sense.  Sometimes women need to take out cash too.

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Oh, you invented the VENDING MACHINE???

Congrats, Sprinkles.  That's pretty sweet, coming up with an idea that's been around since the first century.

This whole cupcake obsession needs to end.  Know what I prefer being obsessed with?  Not having diabetes.

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Every time I use my laptop in a greenhouse, I end up having to change my Yahoo! password. EVERY TIME.

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The simplicity is stunning…

One ATM machine, one vowel written twice, a little black paint.

EAT ME indeed.

Though I personally would have been equally entertained with "FATMO."  (Which is also apparently a Nashville burger chain??)

I'm easy to please.

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