Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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That's actually more black guys than I expected to see at this Black Eyed Peas concert.
[via Reddit]
You're here because Daniel told you this was the place to find that video that was too gross to show on TV, aren't you?
Well, turns out that video is too gross to show on our website as well. That's right: There are things that are too gross even for the Internet.
So here's the deal: Daniel is going to tweet the deets at some point tonight. So keep an eye on his Twitter account to catch the link.
The rest of the clips that aren't too disgusting to show will be available at the usual time after the West coast airing.
Welcome to America. Where Prince kicks Kim Kardashian off stage for not dancing.
Come on, Kim. This is the U.S. of A. We dance here! Just ask Judson Laipply and Daniel Tosh, the stars of tonight's Web Dance-Off. You can't just stand there clapping off beat. No matter how famous your ass is.
Tune in tonight at 10 for the kind of moves Prince would approve of.
[via Dlisted]
Last Friday, we showed you "Led Zeppelin Reunion Concert Footage" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "Led Zeppelin Reunion Concert Footage." It's a perfect candidate for Rename This Video because Led Zeppelin totally rocks. Who would want to mock Led Zeppelin in a title? Who!? Kids today!
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote garnering just over half the tally was Anthony with his title "Billy Mays here! Your turtle too slow?" Billy Mays would be proud, Anthony. … What's that? Billy Mays is dead?? HA! That makes it even funnier!
Tosh.0 audience members guess which tattoos belong to prisoners and which belong to million dollar athletes. And which belong to million dollar athletes who are in prison.
What a brilliant idea, Matt! Too bad we beat you to it.
This week's audience was served a tasty, homemade snack straight from Daniel's favorite recipe book! And boy did it look and smell scrumptious. (I refused to eat it. Because I'm smarter than that.)
Wondering what delicious treat they enjoyed?
Then tune in TONIGHT at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!
And check back here after the show for information on how to buy your own copy of the recipe book, the first featured in the Tosh.0 Book Club!
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