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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.
Congratulations to The House on South Bronson, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week.
Don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.
It's Tuesday night, so in lieu of brand new episodes of Tosh.0, we'll be featuring some of your audition tapes to replace Daniel.
Today I present to you your mom Abbey Willson.
Abbey went way above and beyond the rest of you fools. She made a mini-episode of Tosh.0 complete with a Web Redemption of The Vegas Strip Batman via Skype! I mean, is your mom serious? This is great.
My mom can't even get to the contacts on her phone. So I'm really proud of yours.
If you're crazy and you don't want to be watching Abbey.0 at the end of the month, you should submit your own audition tape right now! And maybe we'll give you a shout-out next Tuesday! MAYBE.
It's Tuesday night, so in lieu of brand new episodes of Tosh.0, we'll be featuring some of your audition tapes to replace Daniel.
Today I present to you Drew.
Drew is never going to be the host of Tosh.0 but lucky for him I am also accepting auditions for the role of "black woman" in Tyler Perry's next movie. And he's at the top of my list!
If you don't want to be watching Diary of a Mad Black Drew.0, you should submit your own audition tape right now! And maybe we'll give you a shout-out next Tuesday! Maybe.
It's Tuesday night, so in lieu of brand new episodes of Tosh.0, we'll be featuring some of your audition tapes to replace Daniel.
Today I present to you Garrett, alright? Alright.
If you're crazy and you don't want to be watching Garrett.0 at the end of the month, you should submit your own audition tape right now! And maybe we'll give you a shout-out next Tuesday! Alright?
ALRIGHT.
It's Tuesday night, so in lieu of brand new episodes of Tosh.0, we'll be featuring some of your audition tapes to replace Daniel.
Today I present to you this bong. According to the person who uploaded this video, the bong is "the only true compliment of web videos". They also claim that on Bong.0, "even the commercials will be funnier".
Well I guess that settles it. We can just ask the bong that stars in Workaholics if he's interested in a two-show deal.
If you don't want to be watching Bong.0 come January, you should submit your own audition tape right now! And maybe we'll give you a shout-out next Tuesday! MAYBE.
It's Tuesday night, so in lieu of brand new episodes of Tosh.0, we'll be featuring some of your audition tapes to replace Daniel.
Today I present to you Brittany. It's very possible that Brittany has never seen Tosh.0. But, hey, Daniel Tosh had never seen an episode of Tosh.0 before he started either.
Besides, "Welcome to Brittany.0. I'm seven weeks pregnant and craving Twizzlers." is possibly one of the best intros to any show ever.
If you're crazy and you don't want to be watching Brittany.0 come January, you should submit your own audition tape right now! And maybe we'll give you a shout-out next Tuesday! MAYBE.
Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.
Prove it, Spence. You can submit an audition to be the next host of Tosh.0 right HERE.
You think someone's ever tweeted "I could be the next Rihanna" and then Rihanna's people were like, "Actually, we're auditioning people for that RIGHT NOW"? No. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! And also, none of Rihanna's fans think they're more talented than her.
If you're as cocky as Spencer, you should submit an audition too!
It's Tuesday night, so in lieu of brand new episodes of Tosh.0, we'll be featuring some of your audition tapes to replace Daniel.
Today I present to you Kyle Richison. He's a white guy with a shaved head, a cardigan, and the ability to jump over a lot of chairs. I don't even know if I would notice if all of a sudden I was eating his poop out of a toilet instead of Daniel's.
Just kidding. I'm never doing that again.
If you don't want to be watching Richison.0 come January, you should submit your own audition tape right now! And maybe we'll give you a shout-out next Tuesday! MAYBE.
It's Tuesday night, so in lieu of brand new episodes of Tosh.0, we'll be featuring some of your audition tapes to replace Daniel.
To start us off, I present to you Steven Q's audition.
I chose this video to show that production values are important. We're not asking you to build a set: It's green screen. If you don't know how to do it, get one of your art school friends to help. In this economy, they're all unemployed with plenty of time on their hands.
However, in Steven's case, though the production values are great, the writing is terrible. That might fly over at CBS, but we have higher standards.
So also get some of your comedy friends on board — they're surely unemployed too.
And then keep those audition videos coming.
If it's half as good as this, it'll probably end up on the blog on an upcoming Tuesday night at 6pm.
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