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I am fairly confident that this is the best Australian Souvlaki Restaurant TV Commercial Featuring A Guitar-Playing CGI chimp you'll see all day.

[via CollegeHumor]

"I'm recording this because it's funny that you might die."

[via Dazlug]

Remember her?

As William Shakespeare once said, "The only way to make a hot girl dancing look hotter is if you add some rain."

[via The Chive]

I know how to catch one of those. But why would I want to? They're having such a good time.

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Let me rephrase: I want to be a slutty version of this for Halloween.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

"Great stuff, Grandma.  Now can you wash those spoons please?  Your oatmeal is getting cold."

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She actually wasn't that upset until the manager pulled out the free penis she had won.

[via cordjefferson / full story]

Three drunk guys stealing a penguin — Australian for "gaaaaaaaaay."

[via Gawker]

Okay, I have one. What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Nothing, because he doesn't speak English very well. And he probably doesn't know what a hot dog is.

[via TBT]

Prankster Alki Stevens proves that holding your ice cream upside down can be endlessly funny.

This prank is so much better than the last one where everybody just laid down. Because this involves ice cream!

You can add ice cream to anything to make it better than before.

Cake? Meh. Cake and ice cream? Yeah!

A movie? Meh. A movie and ice cream? Yeah!

Prison? Meh. A prison with ice cream? I'll consider it!

[via BWE]