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A surefire way to come in first. Basically you should do this before sex.

[via The Daily What]

According to�The Daily What,

Australian tourist Erin Laung Worth plumetted over 350 feet after�her bungee cord broke during a jump in Zimbabwe.

Erin survived the fall and managed to swim to the side of the river, which Sky News describes as ?croc-infested.?

?It was quite scary because a couple of times the rope actually got caught on some rocks or debris,? Worth said, ?I actually had to swim down and yank the bungee cord out of whatever it was caught on to make it to the surface.?

I'm sorry, what were you saying about your vacation being ruined BECAUSE OF A SUNBURN?

Times are hard for Tom Cruise what with the gay rumors and the scientology thing and the fact that his last film co-starred Cameron Diaz and is only watched by unwilling airplane passengers. But he's a strong man. He's Tom Cruise! Nothing slows his stride.

Except for his cousin Geff.

Warning: this scene is emotionally graphic and may cause blobs of water to come out yer eyes.

[via The High Def]

(Very NSFW)

Two minutes is longer than anyone has ever talked about Diesel. The people who made this billboard didn't spend that long discussing it.

And I'd venture to say that the people who started Diesel have never even talked about it for longer than a minute thirty.

Guy 1: You wanna start a clothing line?

Guy 2: Sure.

Guy 1: Should we put a lot of zippers on everything?

Guy 2: Sure.

Guy 1: Cool.

[via A LEP IS A BALL]

According to James West of Sydney, he's been accidentally CC'd on an American family's Thanksgiving dinner-related email exchange for the last three years.

Now he's reached out to them and been given the invitation he was hoping for. News.com.au�reported that West?s attempts to contact the Trans have succeeded and he's flying 26 hours to Florida to attend the feast he spent years hearing about.

As a Floridian that moved 3,000 miles away, I can say with complete sincerity that no matter how cool the Trans are, it will not be worth it to travel 26 hours to that place.

But best of luck, James. If the Trans murder you as soon as you exit the plane, you'll probably be better off.

[via The DW]