autotune

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
• Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
• How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
• Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
• Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
• A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
• Don't do meth. Ever.
• Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
• 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
• And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.

[photo via The Chive]

I don't know whether to get up and dance or go the fuck to sleep.

On second thought, we should probably do what Sam Jackson says. Have you ever seen that guy when he's angry??

[via Bandcamp]

December means two things: Christmas and "end of the year" wrap-ups. 2009 was not anyone's year if this "Autotune 2009" video has anything to say about it. Lady Gaga and Spiedi!? Jon Gosselin?

I'm about to get real annoyed with autotuning if it continues to become an excuse to just make boring things more interesting. That's the best you could do guys? Balloon boy and Christian Bale?

Perhaps I should take that back. I started thinking about 2009 and the only thing that I could remember is that I got hired to blog for an internet show. The internet has melted my brain.
It's melted all of our brains.

I'm going to watch this again and try to appreciate our crappy celebrity culture and the fact that we autotune everything and this actually WAS the best that 2009 had to offer. And by appreciate, I mean cry myself to sleep.

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why someone would take the time to make this video.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

This isn't your run of the mill, adorable "David After Dentist" viral video; this is a bizarre autotune meets Tron meets Chemical Brothers remix of some four year old- and it's scaring the piss out of me.

Please remind her parents that television is a logical, viable option for entertaining their children and before they make any more wacky remixes of their child's daily life, they should think about sitting her down in front of some Sesame Street and ignoring her so she can grow up like a normal kid.

[via Buzzfeed]

As honest as this clip may seem, I hate to break it to you, but Shaq is lip-synching.