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I just found an amazing deal for you.  15% off.

Or if you want even cheaper, the one with a semen stain is 20% off!

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Last we checked in with Avatar Tattoo Guy at the end of July, he was on Neytiri number five. And now? What's this? He's gotten TWO MORE tattoos since then aaaaaand a Neytiri license plate?

Holy. Crap. He is a productive man.

The only thing I've done in the past two months is watch 22 hours of Flash Forward on Hulu. You guys. That show is soooo good.

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By "Kiss Of Doom" they actually meant "Reason James Cameron Will Be Swimming In A Giant Infinity Pool Of Melted Gold".

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That's right! He's on to Neytiri tattoo number five! But that's not the real news here. Of course he's still getting shitty tattoos of her all over his freckly back.

What astounded me was that his left hand ring finger is visible in this new photo and… SURPRISE! He's married!

Well, it is now official that everyone in the entire world is compatible with another human being except for me.

If you need anything, I'll just be over here making dinner for my cats.

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The Academy Awards were last night and a lot of people won a lot of awards for a lot of things. Seriously, a lot happened. I was sitting on a wooden chair (why?) and my tail bone is now bruised. The show was loooong.

If you missed it, this video will literally break down every Academy Award-winning movie from this year and years past. From here on out, you won't need to actually see any of the year's movies to know which will win.

Brilliant! I love the idea of literally explaining something as it's happening. Clever last sentence that serves as an example of what I just said I liked.

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According to Hollywood trade magazine and buzzword spew-fest Variety, James Cameron's Avatar is now the highest grossing movie of all time.

How'd he do it?

Well, as a Hollywood insider and an Internet expert, I've done a little research to help give you the exclusive scoop on how Avatar made all that moolah.

Check out the chart above from movie review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes.  Avatar pulled in an impressive $34.9 million in its 6th week!  That's almost unheard of!

And all it had to do to get there was beat our Hollywood blockbusters like The Rock vehicle, Tooth Fairy, highly anticipated sequel, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel, and the highly praised, Spy Next Door.

How'd Avatar do it?

That's right…  All other movies are terrible.

Do you want to see a kangaroo fighting a goose with overdubbed kung-fu sound effects?

What am I?  An idiot?  Of course you do!

You know what, Avatar can have its $77 million.  This is my Avatar.

To escape reality, I don't go into the jungle of Pandora to watch the blue people's epic battle against an awkwardly modern portrayal of the future of capitalism, I go to the Internet to watch the kangaroo in his the epic battle versus a goose!

Eywa has heard me!!!!

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