Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A dog DJ who could single-handedly convince me to go to EDC.
- Kim Kardashian crying. I hate (love) to say it but this is so satisfying.
- Cool tweet, Dr. Phil. Although if it helps your study, when I get drunk I'm DTF.
- Drunk asshole annihilates a flower girl to catch the bouquet. Also annihilated his chances of sleeping with a bridesmaid.
- Avril Lavigne's new music video, because for some insane reason all boys love her.
- Sharkception!! Yeahhh I'll stay on the boat. Thanks.
- Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog perform Dueling Banjos. Culture.
- Hump day! Booties booties booties booties rockin' everywhere.
- A McDonald's Michael Jackson training video. Mickey D's is so HIP.
- A dog's reaction to Kendrick Lamar. Nailed it.
- And Nugtella: weed infused Nutella. Sorry, I have a "medical" emergency, and need to leave work now to go sit on my couch.
[video via Oh Have You Seen This?]