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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's CeWEBrity Profile was The Illusion (above)
• We got to see some amazing girl stains
• A guy escaped custody in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel battled an anti-gay forest rap
• Everyone was uncomfortable during Todd Glass' Awful Prank Show
• And Daniel set the Twitter parody accounts straight.

So watch your ass, America.

[via I Heart Chaos]

Is there anything worse than a sorority girl rapping? Your instinct might be to answer, 'No, Carly, that is undoubtedly the worst thing ever' but before you do, keep watching this video. Because halfway through they start a "Friday" parody. And indeed, it is WORSE THAN THEIR RAPPING.

You: But the rapping is so, so, so bad. How is that even possible?

Me: Just wait.

You(1 minute, 16 seconds in): Oh. Fuuuuuck.

[via The DW]

There is a lot of shit online. Sometimes it's exhausting sifting through it all to try to find a few things you'd actually enjoy. But everyone once in a while there's something so good, the 180 Nyan Cat videos seem worth it.

I was already sold before I realized this was a one-person duet. But now I'm on a thrift store shelf being sold all over again.

I want to be this YouTube video for Halloween.

[via Buzzfeed]

On Monday America turns 80! Or something. I never paid attention in History class. Didn't seem worth listening to.

This, on the other hand, is WORTH LISTENING TO.

If American History was just a semester long evaluation of this performance of The Star Spangled Banner, I would reenroll in high school to take that shit again. Also, my high school had great chocolate chip cookies. So that would be a plus.

Home of the free.

[via BWE]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Hm…  Something awful, ey?

Um, I could post your Twitter profile pic for everyone to see?  It's pretty awful.

Meh.  That's awful, but I don't think it's Web Redemption awful.

But you can always watch on June 2nd.  You may have gotten a Web Redemption and didn't even know it!!

WARNING! Do not watch the video below unless you want to gouge your eyes out and scoop the remnants of your brain matter into a blender.

As the only male blogger on this site, it's my unfortunate duty to have to post the Sex in the City Movie 2 trailer and emphasize how awful it is before one of the two female bloggers get their hands on it and start piling praise on this pile of shit.

We have a strict no re-posting policy, so once it's been used, it can't be reused.  I'm doing you all a favor.

Now, knowing both Joselyn and Carly reasonably well, I have no reason to think they are fans of Team Horseface, but when it comes to women and this terrible show, you can never be too sure.  Otherwise respectable female specimens have flip-flopped at the mere hint of one of Cassandra's sexual innuendos and gone to the dark side of female-actresses-acting-like-gay-men hell.

Sex in the City is the worst example of "If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?"  It's like the Limp Bizkit of TV shows, except that women are too stubborn to admit they've made a mistake, so the fan base has never abandoned ship.  Seriously, we've been subjected to this garbage for over a decade now.  When will it end?

So hopefully you heeded my warning to not watch the video and now we can go on with our lives knowing that at least the Tosh.0 blog will always be a safe haven from anyone ever praising Sarah Jessica Parker.

[via The High Definite]

Apparently attacking high school kids for their terrible music and awful accompanying videos is one of the Internet's new hobbies.

Videogum is a terrific blog.  They were also one of the original champions of the trashing of the Final Placement song "Shine".  Now they're at it again going after G-Money Harrison and his tune "Let Out The Funk".

Videogum, I love you, but we all need to take a step back on this for a second.

Just because the web allows the dissemination of terrible music from teenagers doesn't mean we need to hunt down and mock everything everyone tries to do.

When was the last time you saw a really good high school band?  The vast majority of teenage success stories don't write their own songs or at the very least don't produce their own music.  And they certainly don't direct their own music videos.  These jobs are done by adults who probably have a ton of artistic skeletons in their closet.  They've learned from their mistakes and grew from them.  And luckily, no one discouraged them from continuing to try, otherwise we wouldn't be able to appreciate their talents today.

Can you image a world where we constantly found the early work of emerging new producers and songwriters like Kanye West or Lady GaGa or Will.i.am and taunted and mocked them into giving up their craft just as they were beginning their musical journey?  What kind of world would that be??

Actually…   Wait…  I change my position.

Mock away!