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Kevin's dad's really protective.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The best Lion King rap ever. Rafiki be smokin' that weed and shit.
• A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead. Zombies say the darnest things!
• A hot teacher was banging a 10th grader and got caught because she acted like a 10th grader
• Here's footage of Reese Witherspoon's arrest. 'Murica.
• This little boy fighting a couch is pure gold. That'll teach it not to eat the remote!
• Bad girls bend at the waist. Regular girls do too, if we're being anatomically correct here.
• Guy thinks he has a runny nose for a year. NOPE YOUR BRAIN'S LEAKING.
• She takes pictures with every celebrity. Also, refuses to change hairstyles.
• 25 awkward moments in handshake history. Thank god I just wink at people.
• And let's check in on Amanda Bynes. Guys she's not crazy. That's just how she works out.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

Just be glad she's finally learning about her body.

Even Wolverine had an awkward stage.

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I'm not going to say anything about how she looks like she's about to get a facial.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I'm an orphan so that's all I have, you bitch.

Coming to NBC this fall: "Karen And The Nude Dude!"

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You can't hear the dialogue, so here are some excerpts:
"Ye–"
"No–"
"Now ya gotta–"
"And then ya–"
"All right keep–"
"Screw this I quit."
"OK I'm back, what'd I miss?"
"Aww yeah. Suck it, bitches!"

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If not, you must be watching Jodie Foster's acceptance speech on repeat.

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I didn't know jerking off had a valedictorian.

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