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'Over There Seems Like A Great Burying Spot'

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 17, 2013 at 11:00AM

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Terrible. Everyone knows you're supposed to hold them by their hair.

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I Wonder Why This Isn't Selling Well

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 17, 2013 at 5:00PM

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Really convenient for when you don't have time to put tissues in the mouth of a terrified baby.

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This Shower Looks Like An Infant-Eating Good Time

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 11, 2013 at 11:00AM

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"I want a dark chocolate one!"-Angelina Jolie

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'Somebody Help Me'

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 10, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Comes in larger sizes for when he hits 30.

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Lunchtime For Mommy

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 4, 2013 at 1:00PM

FUN CHALLENGE: See how many times you can watch this until you vomit into your co-worker's mouth.

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Eight Ball, Corner Pocket, Terrible Father

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 18, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Looks good from my angle."-baby

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I Hope To Visit Someday

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 25, 2013 at 3:00PM

Vagina, a country known for its terrible child labia laws.

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I'm Guessing This Is A European Thing

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 28, 2013 at 11:00AM

For those of you who honestly thought this product had to do with fingering babies, guess what: you may be right. We don't know! LOL.

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I Love My Child As If It Were A Hamster

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 18, 2013 at 6:00PM

Just make sure Richard Gere doesn't try and shove your baby up his ass.

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#ShittyBabyNames

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 27, 2012 at 3:00PM

This kid is gonna have so many Twitter followers, and even more bullies!

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