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That's The Spot, Right There

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 13, 2014 at 12:00PM

Good call on the sunscreen, baby. No one needs burnt nips.

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10 Things That Don't Belong

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 11, 2014 at 3:00PM

Have you ever felt like you don't belong? I haven't, but that's because people generally like me. And I'm not going to apologize for that, you sad sack. But if you have felt that way, then surely you'll identify with Gothbob Blackpants here, along with the rest of these special somethings that are so gloriously out of place.

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Totes Fully Dilated

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 11, 2014 at 11:00AM

18 hours later: Exhausted. This baby smells funny. #AfterbirthEverywhere

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Ease Up On The Boob, Baby

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 10, 2014 at 9:00PM

The reenactment of this photo in 20 years will be amazing.

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Let's Party!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 9, 2014 at 1:00PM

Look, if a baby can get a pack of smokes with that tiny claw, then he earned them.

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Feel Free To Go Outside The Lines

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 5, 2014 at 10:00AM

Currently looking through my 64-pack to find the crayon closest to baby poop green.

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