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I Wonder Why This Isn't Selling Well

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 17, 2013 at 5:00PM

babytissuebox

Really convenient for when you don't have time to put tissues in the mouth of a terrified baby.

[via UberHumor]

Boobs: Just As Fun Outside The Body

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2013 at 4:00PM

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Tori Spelling's family does everything together.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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It Snot His Fault He's Talented

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 16, 2013 at 2:00PM

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It's very similar to blowing one with Bubblicious. Doesn't taste as good though.

[via Izismile]

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Give Me Sexy, Mom. I Need Sexy.

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 15, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Sure, his framing can be weird, but we get to pay him in mashed peas.

[via Cherryplucker]

Those Things Are Meant For Any Kind Of Bike, Right?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

unsafebaby

What's awesome about it is they can weave in between traffic.

[via Acid Cow]

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Tuesday's Web Redemption: Hey Baby Girl

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 12, 2013 at 6:00PM

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, this starry-eyed Romeo gets the most perfect, most beautiful Web Redemption in all of the world.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!THUMBHEYBABYGIRL

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2013 at 6:00PM

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Watching 3D animation from the 90s is like suddenly realizing you need glasses.

[via YouTube]

This Shower Looks Like An Infant-Eating Good Time

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 11, 2013 at 11:00AM

babycupcakes

"I want a dark chocolate one!"-Angelina Jolie

[via Happy Place]

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'Somebody Help Me'

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 10, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Comes in larger sizes for when he hits 30.

[via Poorly Dressed]

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Being A Single Parent In The 21st Century Is Tough

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 5, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Usually their dog skateboards behind them.

[via Izismile]

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