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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

I Hope To Visit Someday

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 25, 2013 at 3:00PM

Vagina, a country known for its terrible child labia laws.

[via Izismile]

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This Week's Viewer Video: Occupied

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 20, 2013 at 11:00AM

Congratulations to Elisha Mlotek and baby actress Revaya, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

Don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

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He Can't Wait To Be Wrapped

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 13, 2013 at 4:00PM

They didn't poke air holes in the box so Baby, don't poop.

[via The Chive]

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'We Had Obedience School This Weekend'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2013 at 10:00AM

The dogs get steak, because they haven't ruined my sex life.

[via Daily Dawdle]

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Not Sure If It's A Boy Or A Girl, But It's Definitely An A**hole

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 1, 2013 at 10:00AM

"It's just unprotected sex with a trucker. What's the worst that could happen??"

[via Failblog]

I'm Guessing This Is A European Thing

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 28, 2013 at 11:00AM

For those of you who honestly thought this product had to do with fingering babies, guess what: you may be right. We don't know! LOL.

[via I Am Bored]

I Love My Child As If It Were A Hamster

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 18, 2013 at 6:00PM

Just make sure Richard Gere doesn't try and shove your baby up his ass.

[via Fail Blog]

'Yeah… No… Totally…'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 18, 2013 at 2:00PM

"This is me when my girlfriend talks about marriage." -My Boyfriend

[via Videogum]

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Classic Hero's Journey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 16, 2013 at 11:00AM

The Little Dog That Pooped Puppies was one of my favorite books growing up!

If they'd only make a children's book out of this.

[via The Chive]

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I Think Your Baby Swallowed A Drunken Irishman

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 15, 2013 at 6:00PM

Or possibly Donald Duck. I'm not sure.

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