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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 26

A Black Baby, And Unsalted Butter

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 3, 2012 at 1:00PM

I love it when the last two things on my list are in the same section.

[via Cherry Plucker]

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Delete Babies From Your Newsfeed With Unbaby.Me

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 2, 2012 at 11:00AM

Simply add the Unbaby.me extension here then refresh Facebook. And voila! All your friends' kids are gone.

Let's hope it also works on Ultrasound pics and every goddamn photo from a wedding.

[via The High Def]

Your Mom Is Slutty, Even In Cake Form

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 31, 2012 at 5:00PM

Make sure you cut it below the bikini line.

[via Lamebook]

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Paging Simon Cowell!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 26, 2012 at 4:00PM

They rehearse eight hours a day.

[via Jest]

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I Guess Good Judgement Develops Early

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2012 at 12:00PM

Breathe a sigh of relief, Mom. He isn't going to grow up to be this guy. Or this one. Or him.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

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I Feel Bad For This Fetus

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 19, 2012 at 3:00PM

Stay in there, baby. The world is a scary place.

[via Stuff]

A Little Christmas in July

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 19, 2012 at 12:00PM

Hopefully his present was ten years of therapy.

[via Imgur]

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Better Than A Viewer Video

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 4, 2012 at 11:00AM

Every week we feature videos submitted by our viewers. This week, we found this.

But perfect animation doesn't grow on trees. So don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

This Week's Raw Clips

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 4, 2012 at 1:20AM

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

Your Hood Ornament Is Breathing

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 29, 2012 at 4:00PM

Whoever said Ferraris aren't family cars was clearly fucking wrong.

[via izismile]

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