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Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 19, 2013 at 10:00AM

…Catch a father by it's reservoir tip.

[via Twitter]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Buzzfeed]

So Nurturing

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 16, 2013 at 10:00AM

It's really hard to be a single parent HE'S DOING THE BEST HE CAN.

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Works Every Time

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 14, 2013 at 6:00PM

"Like the malt liquor or gun?" – Most asked question from friends, family and everyone else for the rest of his life.

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The Cruelest Tease

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Yeah, yeah, that's a great lullaby. So, are you gonna break out those sweet feeders, or…."

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Christmas Is Cancelled

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 19, 2013 at 8:00PM

I hope "Child Services" isn't on their holiday card address list.

[via Acid Cow]