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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Laptop? Nah, That's a Babytop

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 27, 2012 at 10:00AM

She didn't want to burn her legs.

[via FailBlog]

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Your Lint Seems To Have Come To Life

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 26, 2012 at 6:00PM

What I'm most confused about is the Livestrong bracelet.

[via Clearly Dope]

Tags: 

baby

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That's What He Said

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 26, 2012 at 1:00PM

I want a pink piece! I want a pink piece!

[via Izismile]

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baby

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here I come

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 22, 2012 at 5:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

If you had filmed it, you would have made it onto the show and not the blog.

But congratulations nevertheless! I can only assume you named her Daniel.

All Girls React The Same Way To Cameras

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 22, 2012 at 2:00PM

How's my makeup? Nonexistent? Because I'm a baby? Okay.

[via BIOTV]

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My Bad, Bro

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 21, 2012 at 12:00PM

So have I. But I'm not going to wear a damn sign about it.

[via Imgur]

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ate

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He Ain't Playin

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 19, 2012 at 5:00PM

You told me it was mine!

[via I am Bored]

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baby

birth

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boys

not mine

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Your Baby's Ugly Without It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 15, 2012 at 1:00PM

Baby Bangs is the perfect solution to the age-old problem, "my baby looks like a baby."

Next up, the padded Bambino Bra! Cause why doesn't she have boobs yet, ya know?

[via Parenting]

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baby

bangs

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Here's A Child Falling Off A Rocking Horse

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 7, 2012 at 5:00PM

You might be tempted to just watch this and laugh, because it is a perfect internet video. But don't ignore the greater message: if you don't try so hard, you won't fall as much.

Pass it on.

[via Videogum]

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Protect Your Loved Ones

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 7, 2012 at 12:00PM

My child is more endangered than your honor student.

[via Clearly Dope]

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